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30 Reasons to Avoid Africa

Many people seem to think that traveling to Africa is a smart move. Well, I have to strongly disagree, since there are just so many negative things about Africa. If I decided to list them all, we'd both be here for a very long time, so here are the 30 biggest reasons to never visit Africa:

(In case you didn't realize, this is tongue in cheek - we recommend quite the opposite!)
 

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1. Some people imagine that Africa's a special kind of place.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
2. But those people are heavily misinformed.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
3. It isn't even remotely beautiful.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa

4. The sunsets are extremely boring.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
5. Nothing ever takes your breath away.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
6. The landscapes are barren and unimpressive.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
7. And it's full of nasty animals.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
8. They're really unfriendly.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
9. The birds are really boring, too.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
10. The animals are all pretty much the same.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
11. The cats are no different from the rest of the world.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
12. Their trees are really weird.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
13. Nambia is nothing but a sandpit.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
14. And Botswana is nothing but water.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
15. Just looking at the Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world, makes me dizzy!
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
 
16. The snow-covered Kilimanjaro really doesn't fit in with the hot climate.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
17. The Serengeti is far too big.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
18. Many of the Indian Ocean's islands are just so tiny.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
19. But a handful are way too big!
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
20. There's absolutely no history.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
21. Neither are there any cultures to explore.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
22. In fact, there's pretty much nothing to do.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
23. The beaches are always crowded.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
24. There's nowhere good to go for a drink.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
25. Stargazing's really boring.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
26. The kids are all unfriendly.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
27. The cities aren't anything special.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
28. Their homes are really dull.
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
29​. Who would ever get excited about something like this?
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa
30. Seriously, you'd have to be mad to visit Africa!
30 Reasons to Avoid Africa

Just kidding! Did you not see the photos above? If you're thinking about going to Africa, we're totally behind you! Few places in this world are as magical and varied as Africa is, so it's almost impossible to have a bad time.

Source: Rhino Africa Blog

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