Knock-knock jokes are both totally lame and utterly hilarious all at the same time. If you enjoyed our first knock-knock joke collection, then I'm sure that the next 15 knock-knock jokes will tickle you just as much. Enjoy these 15 rather silly and funny jokes:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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