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25 More Pet Jokes Courtesy of Hilarious Veterinary Clinics

The vets are back and funnier than ever! Sometimes taking your pet to the clinic can be a stressful task, particularly when your pet is familiar with what happens at the vet. However, these veterinarians are consummate professionals and know that laughter can be the best medicine for animals and humans alike, and nothing is funnier than cat comedy and pet puns. In keeping with that spirit, we’ve found 25 more hilarious pet jokes that can make your trip to the vet a little lighter.

 

1. My cat is always judging me

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading Cat Thoughts : My human rarely ever licks himself, that's nasty bruh, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

 

2. Truer words have never been spoken

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in", Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

 

3. Jungle cats are the worst

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too Many Cheetahs!" Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

 

4. How you feline? 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine!", Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

 

5. Your cat is only trying to help you 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why does your cat sit on your laptop? She's helping you purrcrastinate", Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

 

6. Ha! That’s so punny

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain!", Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital 

 

7. The bonuses of being a dog

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why ot's great to be a dog: Every garbage can looks like a buffet", Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital

 

8. The lighter side of neutering

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "We like our pets just like our Easter Candy... without nuts!", Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

 

9. Any Journey fans?

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Don't stop retrievin', hold on to that feline", Park Veterinary Hospital

Park Veterinary Hospital 

 

10. Guilty bunny

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.", Vestavia Animal Clinic

Vestavia Animal Clinic

 

11. In the spirit of the festive season! 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Fleas Navidog and Happy Neuter Year", Action Animal Hospital

Action Animal Hospital

 

12. Watch your step! 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "If it's raining cats and dogs, don't step on a poodle", Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital 

 

13. Believe it or not, your home decor has a lot to do with your cat's appetite

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet", Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

 

14. The latest best-seller for your pets

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Fifty shades of spay", Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital 

 

15. On the importance of dental hygiene 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Doggy breath got you screaming? It's time for a dental cleaning!", Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

 

16. I see what you did there

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Black friday sale at the oriental pet store, buy one get one flea", Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital 

 

17. Music inspired by your pet

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading ""watch me snip, watch me spay spay" and sign reading "oh won't you spay with me", Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital 

 

18. The puns will always reign supreme

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "What do you call an alligator in a suit? An investigator!", Highland Road Animal Hospital

Highland Road Animal Hospital

 

19. This is a brilliant way to advertise a new service

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "DNA Testing done here: Who's your doggie's daddy?", Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital 

 

20. Anteaters have amazing immune systems

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why are anteaters never sick? They're full of anti-bodies!", Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital 

 

21. Words of advice for all animals

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Don't worry, pee happy", Action Animal Hospital

Action Animal Hospital 

 

22. A request from all dog owners

 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Dear dog, don't growl at the police officer if mom gets pulled over",  Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

23. A little wild wild west fun

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a little long doggie", Frontier Veterinary Hospital

Frontier Veterinary Hospital 

 

24. Dogs of a feather? 

Pet Jokes found on signs outside veterinary clinics and animal hospitals, sign reading "Said the wolfhound to the setter, kiss me, I'm Irish!", Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital 

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