1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
2. A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
3. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
4. My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
5. What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
6. Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they’re dead.
7. A fish swimming upriver bumps his head.
Dam.
8. Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
9. Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
11. Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
13. They’re finally making a film about clocks.
Well…it’s about time!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
15. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books…
But he’s only got his shelf to blame.
16. What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me.
17. How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
18. I don’t trust atoms…
They make up everything.
19. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something.
These Jokes Are So Dumb They'll Make You Laugh!
Some jokes are so dumb that they are actually hilarious and make you laugh out loud. Below is a selection of such jokes!
These Dumb Actions By People Will Leave You Aghast
Some people do things that simply leave you scratching your head - and make you laugh. Take a look at 22 pictures of the dumbest actions you'll ever see.
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Hilarious: 2-Line Jokes to Make You Scream with Laughter
These 2-liners are some of the best to be found on the internet, so prepare to be tickled pink with some great funny short jokes.
Mrs Brown Does a Hilarious Strip Tease - for the Vicar!
After being hypnotized the night before, Mrs Brown is unaware that she is still under the spell. The vicar is coming round for tea. What could go wrong?
Hilarious: These Christmas Cartoons Made Me Laugh Out Lo
This is the best time of the year to laugh all together as a family with these Christmas funnies.
Working With a Feline - A Cat-astrophy...
Cats are cute, but try working with one of them around...
The Silliest Construction Mistakes That'll Make You Laugh!
There was very little thought process behind these mistakes...
These Vintage Cartoons Will Make You Scream With Laughter!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
These 'Genius' Repairs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!
These photos prove that being an amateur engineer for a day may not work out as well as you'd like!
These Photos Prove Dogs Are The FUNNIEST Pets In Existence
Whether they're caught trying to steal a snack or desperately resisting bath time, dogs never fail to put a smile on our faces. Check out these funny dog moments!
This Bird Compilation Will Have You Hooting with Laughter
When it comes to entertaining us humans, birds, as you're about to see, are just as good at is as cats and dogs are.
14 Cat Fails That Definitely Won't Fail to Make You Laugh
If you're searching for pictures of cats who have immediately regretted their poor choices, you need look no further. Check out these hilarious cat fails.
The Ridiculous Shenanigans of Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy never fail to make us laugh.
Funny! When Cake Decorators Take Instructions Literally
What would your reaction be if you had to receive one of these hilarious cakes?
Whoever Created These Funny Signs Deserves a Pay Raise!
These hilarious business signs will definitely tickle your funny bone.
Have You Heard Disco, the Chattiest Little Parakeet?
Disco is never short of words to say, in fact, he never stops rabbiting away, coming out with all manner of curious and hilarious phrases.
HILARIOUS: Are These People Fools or Geniuses?
Some people have a really creative way of fixing a problem, and I do mean REALLY creative...
Keep Your Lips and Hugs to Yourself Human! Hilarious
A lot of dog and cat owners love to kiss their pets. But often the pet doesn't understand this strange custom. This hilarious compilation shows their reactions!
14 Hilariously Creative Doormats that Crack Me Up!
‘Welcome’ is certainly not the only thing a doormat can say, as these hilarious and unusual doormats show...
Need a Smile? These Hilarious Animals Will Bring It Out!
Simply put - there's no funnier comedy than animal comedy!
20 Funny Quotes for All the Introverts Out There
Do you identify yourself as an introvert? Then you will relate to these hilarious quotes.
The Most Hilarious Photos from the Animal Kingdom!
Take a look at this hilarious collection of animal-failures.
These Amusing Animals Clearly Think They're People
If you thought our unique human traits set us apart from animals think again, because these pets clearly think they're human!
These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
If you're a huge fan of all things weird and wonderful, then there's no better place for you to visit than Russia. Here's why...
Comedy Gold: Do Not Mess With Buster Keaton!
Enjoy this rib-tickling sketch by the king of comedy, Buster Keaton.
Simon's Cat Leaves His Owner Out in the Cold!
Watch this latest Christmas Special episode of Simon's Cat.
17 Humorous Vintage Photos That Will Make You Laugh
Enjoy this collection of vintage street photos of France during the 1950s by René Maltête.
Hilarious: When Cakes Go Wrong!
These 20 hilarious cakes are just not what the customers were asking for!
Signs That Aren't Meant to Be Translated Except For Laughs!
These brilliant signs presumably have more accurate meanings when read in their own language, but in English, they're just hilarious!
Funny Photos: You Had One Job!
These ridiculously funny work fail pictures will have you laughing all day.
If You've Got a Sense of Humor, You'll Love These Liners!
Which of these short jokes will crack you up?
Hilarious! Quick, Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!
It's hard to imagine why the Queen would ever want to meet Mr. Bean. I mean, I know he's funny, but...she's the Queen! This will not end well!
Parrots Are So Funny: A Hilarious Compilation!
This video compilation is all about funny parrots and how they make you laugh.
Read These Funny Night Quotes for Chuckles Before Bedtime
Read these funny night quotes for chuckles before bedtime.
These Dogs Clearly Overestimated Their Physical Abilities...
Watch the hilarious video collection of dogs who fail at being dogs.
19 Photos Proving That Sleeping Pets Is the Funniest Thing
Have you ever caught your pet in an awkward sleeping position? If so, you know these can be really hilarious!
Marriage Can Be Such a Funny Kind of Affair...
A few fascinating thoughts and quotes about the institute of marriage...
Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown and Her Naughty Situation (Rude)
We come back to our favorite foul mouthed lady in this hilarious sketch.This will definitely get you laughing!
Hilarious: When a Ventriloquist Gets Hypnotized...
Watch this ventriloquist as she does a creative and funny routine I've never seen another ventriloquist do anything like this before!
These Funny One-Liners Are Utterly Hilarious
These monsters are out to make you giggle. They've got no less than 20 one-liners to share with you, and we bet you'll be in fits of laughter in no time.
The Funniest Outdoor Signs from This Vet Clinic
The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic grabs people’s attention with its hilarious roadside signs
Who Said God Isn't Funny? These Church Signs are Hilarious!
Although churches are houses of worship, that doesn't mean to say that they can't have a sense of humor! These amazing signs are evidence of that.