A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
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These Funny Illustrations Show What Life Is Like With Kids!
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19 Photos Proving That Sleeping Pets Is the Funniest Thing
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20 Hilarious Comic Strips to Bring Joy to Your Day!
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This Gag Compilation is Literally Out of This World...
This video is so much fun, you're gonna have a blast!
If You Don't Laugh at These, You Are Irony-Deficient...
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This Hilarious Video Starts With an Elephant...
This is one of the most clever pranks I've ever seen
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I Dare You Not to Laugh at These Silly Signs
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20 Terrible Translations That'll Make You Laugh!
Check out these 20 outrageously terrible translations that will make you laugh your head off!
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A classic skit from the ground-breaking British sketch show 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie', starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
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If You Have a Well Aged Sense of Humor, You'll Love This!
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These Veterinarian Signs Made Me Laugh Out Loud!
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The Empty Car Drive Through Prank!
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These comic strips created by Andres Colmenares also known as Wawawiwa comics, are too awesome to describe! Click here to check them out!
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