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The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

We love a good joke. But sometimes it's just fun to come up with one good short line, and told at the right moment, these one liners can make anyone crack a smile!

 



Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!
 
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

The Little Lines that Make Us Smile!

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.



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