Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!