Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.