What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!