What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!