If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You are the object of my preposition.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.