Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Your lab or my lab?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Your name is insert name here?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.