Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.