Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I less than three you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You are the square to my root.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You have one compact set.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?