I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I less than three you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?