You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Will you be my baerrito?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I'd cross borders for you.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
I'm the Juan for you.
You and tequila make me crazy.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You had me at taco.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.