Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I’m soy into you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're such a TEAse.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I like the way you espresso yourself.