Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Here's to a big opening weekend.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?