Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.