You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Haida there, gorgeous.
I really caribou-t you.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I really caribou-t you.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.