Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.