You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.