Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Baby, you rock my world!