Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You’re more special than relativity.
You are my density!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Your name is insert name here?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz