The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.