Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.