Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.