Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.