What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?