My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the square to my root.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I less than three you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.