According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.