Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You have one compact set.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!