St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

I’ll be there in a pinch.
You better beer-live it!
You are pitcher perfect.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Can’t pinch this.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Dublin over in laughter.
Irish you luck.
Beer-lieve it or not!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
You are spud-tacular.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Distill my beating heart.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
The pint’s the limit.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Dublin’ the fun.
Burst into cheers!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Shake your shamrocks.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You're so clover!
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
We like to paddy.
Who’s your paddy?
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Sips getting real.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You shamrock my world.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
He’s my pinch charming.
Cutest clover in the patch.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.