You’re my lucky charm.
"You can't beat me."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don’t be elfish.
This is snow laughing matter!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I think you’re dandelion.
Gold riddance.
Deja brew all over again.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
It’s worth a shot.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Birch, please.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Snow thank you.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Love at frost sight!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
It's lit.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I can heartly wait to see you.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
You snow the drill.
We like to paddy.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
I only have ice for you.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”