I’m elf-taught.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
You’re my soul Santa.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Treat yo'elf.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I'm snow bored.
She has high elf-esteem.
Make it rein.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Icy what you did there.
Don’t be elfish.
Sleigh, what?!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Say it ain’t snow.
It takes one to snow one.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
It takes one to snow one.
This is snow laughing matter!
I only have ice for you.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Up to snow good.
Up to snow good.
You sleigh me.
It's lit.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I have the final sleigh.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
It's ice to meet you.
This is snow laughing matter!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.