Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.