Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
You're one in a melon.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I always have a souper time with you.
You make miso happy.
I whale always love you.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Pugs and kisses.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
You met all of my koala-fications
I have bean
thinking about you.
I pitcher us together forever.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
I like you sow much.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I scored when I met you.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You're my purr-son.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
We make a great pear
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"Aloe you vera much."
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!