What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I only have ice for you!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I'm acorn-y person.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
It was mitten in the stars.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
After all is sled and done.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.