Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The calm before the score
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Calm before the score
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?