Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”