Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!