What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Bone to be wild."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"No body won the skeleton race."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Lazy bones."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.