Reading is a novel idea.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Better read than dead.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Bookworms take shelfies.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Books are my kind of texts.
Where my prose at?
My weekend is fully booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I have no shelf control.
Leave poetry to the prose.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it by the book.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Talk literary to me.
I read dead people.
Feeling my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.