Bad spelling makes me sic.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Metaphors be with you.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Practice safe text: use commas.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Do you comma here often?
Broken pencils are pointless.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Writers have great climaxes.