Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.