I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.