I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.