What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Mooning is very ASStrological
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!