Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Lazy bones."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Bugs and hisses."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Dying to have fun."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.