Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Live to tell the tail.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.